Monday ● October 14th, 2019 ● 6:43pm

Let them eat cake.

They Actually Pay People for This?

What exactly is this? A true cat-food induced hallucination? What’s in this stuff…

Imagine your cat hopping up on your lap, staring your down and layin it on you. “It all started with some catnip when I was a little kitty. But look at me now… JUST LOOK AT ME! I’ve turned into a goddamn Friskies junkie!”

It’s just a commercial, though. And a stupid one at that: the song they sing isn’t even directed toward the cat owner! It’s like they’re singing to the cat! They actually hired somebody to write and sing for your cat. Laaaaaame. Feed the senses? Well you definitely didn’t just feed my brain with this creepy commercial! Its like a Tim Burton movie.

I will never EVER feed my cat that shit again.