Thursday ● October 17th, 2019 ● 7:35pm

Let them eat cake.

Ain’t That Romantic?

So I’m sure you heard that Hilary Duff (dude… she’s got a horse face) just got engaged to Mike Comrie of the Edmonton Oilers. This is totally out of character for me, but I’ve been seeing it EVERYWHERE. It’s awesome… He got down on his knee’s and pulled out a ONE MILLION DOLLAR diamond ring… Of course there were tears. But she said yes… Anybody who turns down a million dollar ring is a retard – not Corky from Life Goes On but Sarah Palin retarded. Seriously!Aww, how cute. A post-engagement toast. Not a good cute like when you see puppy chasing its tail; the kind that makes you want to gouge out your eyeballs with a spork, swallow them whole with a chaser of Drain-O and then vomit profusely – until you die!!!Here’s where it gets fun. Next thing you know, she’s on the balcony taking pictures with her phone of that big ass rock. Probably texting her friends and Tweeting to let everybody know that you’re nothing unless you’re wearing the Hope diamond on your finger. Trendy!Things are really starting to get intimate. Talk about PDA’s. Get a roooooooom, you two! Here we see the future Mrs. Comrie in a similar position as her husband earlier in the night, except this time her mouth is being used for something other than a proposal… Something slightly more sexual. And right on the glass (hello transparency!) balcony. In plain sight. Really smart.

Like I said, I don’t give a shit that their engaged. Good for her. Good for him. Whatever… I’m laughing at the way it happened – specifically at how somebody (those stealthy paparazzi at it again) was able to get pictures as the entire night ‘popped off’ after Comrie popped the question… Epic Fail… But I do wish them luck in their marriage because from the looks of it… let’s just say the odds are against them!

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